Post by Josh04 on Jan 16, 2006 17:24:36 GMT
Opinion Piece, not the official view of anyone really.
Original Article: s6.invisionfree.com/Great_Britain_Region/index.php?showtopic=2194&st=0
Uproar as GB&I newletter apparently contains so-called "Real News"
Author remains adamant: "It's worth printing".
There was both shock and horror in the Nationstates news arena today as the formerly respected creater of many utter bullshit articles such as "Empire-building is not invading, except when we invade" and "Why we alllove hate Palestine", Westmorlandia, had his journalism career thrown into disarray by accusations from certain unnamed quarters that he had taken the unwise decision of approaching a subject which people gave a damn about, with hideous results. The traumatised reporter, though taking prodigeous amounts of prozac, defended his article:
Westmorlandia, claiming that 'The drugs don't work'
The piece in question was a short work, supposedly of fiction, about the evils of those who stood up for others and protected them. It was intended to be an ironic piece, but somehow the highly intelligent members of the invading community misjudged the idea and took it seriously.
In the proud state of GB&I, a long time member of the ADN, reaction was unanimous to the misguided piece:
Galifornia, 78, from Scarfaces, formerly an utter tosspot and now a cunt on a stick, had this to say:
Galifornia should be taken entirely seriously, or with a truckload of salt, depending on your IQ
Posul 582, formerly from Federal Commonweath Society (The bad one), wants to be beaten with a large stick as soon as it possible:
Posul, weighed down by a cat
Galifornia, 93, Brings back memories of Scarfaces by being the same person, twice:
Galifornia, when asked why he stood up for Communism, gave this picture to prove the opposite.
Other horrified citizens called for an immediate resignation by someone they didn't know for reasons they didn't know about.
The second part of the highly controversial article quoted directly from a VOTP article, and their images of a person expressing his opinion are sadly far too offensive to print here. Hell, we'd be approaching free speech then, and the invaders would really crack down on us.
The scandelous revelations, thought to be 'truth' (A phrase rarely heard in invader circles, and carrying severe pentalties for its use.), were alledgedly spoken by TPC delegate Dobbyniania, a hard member of the old guard, so named because they are all over 72. They state in no other terms that "Assholes are assholes" and "Invaders should be stopped from invading". These radical insinuations have called for an appeal from Pope Hope not-herself-but-some-subordinate to call for Dobbyniania's immediate resignation. His breaking-news respone, "Fuck you, bitch.", has been rumoured to have caused the 5 year old newly elected Queen to fall off her chair.
Voices from within TPC are revealed to be questioning Dobbyniania's views on things. This scary new system of government, calling itself 'Democracy' needs to be crushed before it can go any further.
It gets worse though: Dobbyniania is quoted as making this statement in the secret material cunningly passed to GB&I news by the whole world:
As accusations of socialism began to surface in TPC, no-one gave a toss.
Original Article: s6.invisionfree.com/Great_Britain_Region/index.php?showtopic=2194&st=0
Uproar as GB&I newletter apparently contains so-called "Real News"
Author remains adamant: "It's worth printing".
There was both shock and horror in the Nationstates news arena today as the formerly respected creater of many utter bullshit articles such as "Empire-building is not invading, except when we invade" and "Why we all
Westmorlandia said:
I take any accusations of authoring accurate material very seriously indeed, and I assure you that the article in question was of absolutely no merit at all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a large - make that very large brandy to down.Westmorlandia, claiming that 'The drugs don't work'
The piece in question was a short work, supposedly of fiction, about the evils of those who stood up for others and protected them. It was intended to be an ironic piece, but somehow the highly intelligent members of the invading community misjudged the idea and took it seriously.
In the proud state of GB&I, a long time member of the ADN, reaction was unanimous to the misguided piece:
Galifornia, 78, from Scarfaces, formerly an utter tosspot and now a cunt on a stick, had this to say:
Galifornia said:
Hacking is right...ITS COOO1L!!!11!Galifornia should be taken entirely seriously, or with a truckload of salt, depending on your IQ
Posul 582, formerly from Federal Commonweath Society (The bad one), wants to be beaten with a large stick as soon as it possible:
Posul said:
You...insulting people. What are you doing on our board?Posul, weighed down by a cat
Galifornia, 93, Brings back memories of Scarfaces by being the same person, twice:
Galifornia said:
The Majority...making everyone safe.Galifornia, when asked why he stood up for Communism, gave this picture to prove the opposite.
Other horrified citizens called for an immediate resignation by someone they didn't know for reasons they didn't know about.
The second part of the highly controversial article quoted directly from a VOTP article, and their images of a person expressing his opinion are sadly far too offensive to print here. Hell, we'd be approaching free speech then, and the invaders would really crack down on us.
The scandelous revelations, thought to be 'truth' (A phrase rarely heard in invader circles, and carrying severe pentalties for its use.), were alledgedly spoken by TPC delegate Dobbyniania, a hard member of the old guard, so named because they are all over 72. They state in no other terms that "Assholes are assholes" and "Invaders should be stopped from invading". These radical insinuations have called for an appeal from Pope Hope not-herself-but-some-subordinate to call for Dobbyniania's immediate resignation. His breaking-news respone, "Fuck you, bitch.", has been rumoured to have caused the 5 year old newly elected Queen to fall off her chair.
Voices from within TPC are revealed to be questioning Dobbyniania's views on things. This scary new system of government, calling itself 'Democracy' needs to be crushed before it can go any further.
It gets worse though: Dobbyniania is quoted as making this statement in the secret material cunningly passed to GB&I news by the whole world:
Dobbyniania said:
Forget Kabbalah, or Scientology, Dobbynianology is the way to go. I'm secretly brainwashing the entire population of TPC so that they follow left-wing views.As accusations of socialism began to surface in TPC, no-one gave a toss.
